thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here


absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me


tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you




penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire


Have a fun flight home, you!


ejacutastic:

well would you look at that

ejacutastic:

well would you look at that


enlarging:

cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregon going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

you lost 4.5 followers, you missed both trains and your father died xx